Bacon Unwrapped

Monday, December 26, 2005

The Beauty of Bacon

"Someone once said that martinis aren't made with vodka, pesto is not made with spinach, and bacon isn't made with anything but hog."

That quote from a recent article that blessed the front page of the Food Section in the Idaho Press Tribune (that was a reprint from the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette) says it all.

Following are some excerpts from the article, which goes into detail about how bacon is made, various types of bacon, how to buy bacon, and how to cook bacon. It is a very good, comprehensive Bacon 101, and I'm impressed that my hometown newspaper felt it was worthy of taking up an entire page!

The Beauty of Bacon: Is it the salt, the smoke, the size of the slice?

"Bacon isn't a food, it's a flavor." John Martin Taylor, author and teacher.

"Ham is a celebration. Bacon is every day." Ari Weinzweig, owner of Zingerman's.

"Bad bacon is an oxymoron. Some people even go so far as to call it the best food in the world. No wonder. A many-pleasured thing, bacon is salty, a bit sweet, smoky, and when it's hot out of the skillet, both meaty and crisp. Even though almost everyone loves it, hardly anyone agrees on which brand or which style is the best. Like love, bacon is a personal thing.

"Some form of bacon is eaten in almost every country in the world. American-style "Canadian bacon" is lean back bacon, from the loin, and precooked. Real Canadian bacon from over the border is called peameal bacon and is sold uncooked and covered in pea or cornmeal. Irish bacon is a meaty, lean cut from the eye of the loin and a mainstay in a classic and hearty "Irish breakfast." Pancetta is Italian salt-cured and herb-flavored bacon that is not smoked, and it is widely used in Italian cooking. Salt pork, that resident of Boston baked beans, is salt-cured fat with a smidgen of meat; it's used primarily for seasoning dishes after it has been desalted. Fresh fatback is from the pig's back and is usually rendered into lard.

"The Chinese developed techniques for curing pork some 4,000 years ago. Their bacon today is an intensely flavored product that is air-cured with soy, sugar and spices. It finds its way into many Asian dishes, but its piggy flavor is an acquired taste for Westerners.

"[When buying bacon] try to take a look at a whole slice, flipping the flap on the packaged brands or asking the butcher to hold up a slice or two. There should be an equal ratio of meat to fat, and it should look streaky with no large areas of fat.

"Cooking bacon is a matter of personal preference, but here are time-tested rules of thumb:

  • Use room temperature bacon to prevent the raw bacon slices from tearing when you separate them.
  • Cook bacon at a low temperature to prevent shrinking, curling and uneven cooking. Splattering comes from too-high heat and from low-end bacons that are pumped with water.
  • Turn slices as often as you like. When slices are done to your preference, transfer them to paper towels to drain.
  • Turn the bacon with tongs, a fork or, if you are good at it, chopsticks. If the bacon begins to curl, snip the edges with kitchen scissors.
  • To make bacon in advance or to keep leftovers, refrigerate cooked slices and reheat in the oven.
  • Spoon off drippings into a heatproof container between batches when you are cooking for a crowd.
  • What about all that bacon grease? Keep it in a covered container in the fridge or freezer, and use a bit of it to add flavor to any number of dishes. Bacon dressing on German potato salad is classic. Add a dab to the skillet when making fried eggs. Bacon grease added to the fat for fried chicken is wonderful.

"Schaller and Weber -- $6.99. If you want to get in touch with your inner butcher, this one's for you. Have a good, sharp knife handy to hand-slice the thick, meaty solid hunk of bacon. The double-smoked bacon is meaty and chewy, with a good meat-to-fat ratio. This might be a good choice when a recipe calls for lardons, pieces a quarter-inch wide and 1-inch long. It tastes a lot like a good end of a ham.

"365 Whole Foods -- $4.49. With no nitrates or nitrites in this uncured bacon, the flavor was bland with little detectable smoke or sweetness. It shrank to almost half. When I eat bacon, I want bacon flavor, not a health lesson.

"Sugardale Original -- $3.98. This is the top-selling bacon brand at Giant Eagle. I can see why this is Everyman's bacon. It had the least shrinkage (how do they do that?), and although it was a little on the sweet side with prominent smoky flavors, Sugardale said "bacon" with every bite.

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Sunday, December 25, 2005

Yule Bacon

As usual, bacon played a big part in our Christmas celebration. We started out with beef bacon at breakfast, bacon related gifts were exchanged, and I spent some time showcasing this blog for unenlightened relatives. But as often happens in my family, someone took bacon love one step too far. This year it was in the form of Harry Potter "Bertie Bott's Beans."

These very strange jelly beans come in flavors that you wouldn't imagine eating in any form, including vomit, soap, sardine and dirt. So it angers me a bit that they would throw a bacon flavored jelly bean into the mix - as if the taste of bacon can be compared to any of the aforementioned flavors. But being the bacon maven that I am, I obligingly agreed to try the bacon flavored jelly bean. It's even colored to look like a red marbled jelly bean form of bacon. And as you would imagine, it was pretty disgusting. There was a hint of a smoky bacon flavor to it, but it also had that sweet, sugary jelly bean taste. I had to choke it down and then chase it with my mimosa.

And yes, my younger cousins did try the other disgusting flavors, including the vomit. I think we all learned our lesson and I assume this delicacy will not resurface at any future family events.

Happy Christmahannukwanzikah!

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Sunday, December 18, 2005

Camping with bacon - Part 2

Well I finally followed up on my post from a couple months ago - "Camping with bacon" - and tried Mountain House Precooked Eggs with Bacon. I've been putting it off for several weeks now because the idea of freeze dried eggs and bacon that could be prepared by only adding hot water was kind of grossing me out, and I had to wait for the right moment when I thought I could stomach it. And somehow tonight ended up being the night (the three cocktails I just had at a friend's holiday party contributed to my bravery).

The verdict: next time I'll go with my instincts. I felt like I was eating an egg flavored sponge, and the very slight taste of something resembling bacon was not enough to make it worth it. So the next time you go camping, just take the real thing with you. It may weigh a few extra pounds, but no one has ever said love is easy. And in this particular case there is no substitute for the real thing.

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Saturday, December 17, 2005

BLT Waffles

I found this recipe in the December issue of Sunset Magazine. Now you can have both bacon and waffles for breakfast, lunch and dinner!

BLT Waffles

1 cup all-purpose flour
2 teaspoons baking powder
About 1/2 teaspoon salt
1 cup milk
2 large eggs, separated
1/2 cup oil-packed dried tomatoes, drained and chopped (reserve oil)
3 tablespoons oil reserved from dried tomatoes, or olive oil
4 strips bacon (about 1 oz total), cut in half lengthwise and crosswise
2 teaspooons white wine vinegar
1/4 teaspoon Dijon mustard
Fresh ground pepper
2 cups baby lettuce salad mix
12 cherry tomatoes, cut in half

In a large bowl, mix flour, baking powder and 1/2 teaspoon salt. Add milk, egg yolks, dried tomatoes, and 2 tablespoons of the tomato oil; stir. In another large bowl, with a mixer on high speed, beat egg whites until soft peaks form. Fold whites into batter.

Turn a waffle iron to high heat. Lightly spray both sides with cooking oil spray. When hot, pour about half of the batter (or an amount suited to your waffle maker) onto the waffle iron. Lay 2 pieces of bacon over the batter. Close waffle iron and bake until golden brown, 5 to 10 minutes. Remove waffles and keep warm on a baking sheet in a 200 degree oven. Repeat to cook remaining waffles.

In a large bowl whisk together the remaining 1 tablespoon tomato oil, white wine vinegar, mustard, and salt and pepper to taste. Toss with the baby lettuce and cherry tomatoes.

Top waffles with dressed salad.

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Licorice Piglets

I just received my order of Licorice Piglets in the mail. These black and red licorice candies shaped like pigs come in a decorative tin can, and they are quite tasty! I'll be using these as gifts for my bacon-loving relatives at Christmas.

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Thursday, December 15, 2005

Bacon Spray

Megan over at www.iheartbacon.com was recently brave enough to try something I've had my eye on for a while now, Smoked Bacon Flavor Spray. The idea here is that you can get the taste of the foods you love without the calories. But based on her experience, I'll just stick to the real thing...thanks for taking one for the team, Megan!

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Liquid BLT

My brother found the following cocktail recipe on www.extratasty.com. I'm not sure how I feel about it - the mayo is the part that makes me the most nervous. But I guess there's only one way to find out how it tastes - a project for the holidays!

Craig's Famous BLTini

2 parts Vodka
1 part Tomato Juice
Splash of Mayonnaise
Lettuce
Bacon

Pour the vodka into a martini shaker. Add the tomato juice. Add a splash of mayonnaise, some ice cubes and give it a good hard shake. Prepare your martini glass by laying the lettuce in it. Sift the goods out into the glass and top it off with a bunch of fresh bacon bits. Bottoms up!

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Wednesday, December 14, 2005

A Very Bacon Christmas

Can't decide what to get your bacon-lover for Christmas? Here are a few suggestions from The Grateful Palate.

1. Bacon Sampler: From Swiss Sugar Cured Cottage Bacon to Garlic Stuffed Bacon, you'll find it all here.

2. The Ultimate Pig Decadence Combo: This package contains a selection of bacon products, including BLT candles, bacon air fresheners and bacon soap to indulge your senses.

3. Her Lunch Box: Got a girlfriend who won't deck you if you give her a t-shirt that says "Sow?" Then this is the gift.

4. Bacon and Eggs Combo: These aren't your mom's eggs. Bacon and caviar...mmm hmm!

5. Pig Wine Bottle Stopper: Match your bacon with wine for the ultimate Christmas morning breakfast.

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Sunday, December 04, 2005

Bacon for Bobby

In the latest issue of Vegas Magazine, there is an interview with Bobby Flay. One of the questions asked was: "What is in your home refrigerator right now?" Bobby's answer: "mayonnaise, mustard, champagne, milk, grapefruit juice, water, eggs, bacon, prosciutto."

Girl Meets Idol...

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